Tuesday
3/9/10



“No seriously…for realz…who wants to be the wind beneath my wings?”

“No seriously…for realz…who wants to be the wind beneath my wings?”

8:00



My grandmother always said, “If you have to tell people what to think…it isn’t true.”

My grandmother always said, “If you have to tell people what to think…it isn’t true.”

Monday
3/8/10



Suspenders? = 6 dollars
Waterproof lipstick & mascara? = 10 dollars
Washing away last night’s sins in the shower while being photographed? = PRICELESS

Suspenders? = 6 dollars

Waterproof lipstick & mascara? = 10 dollars

Washing away last night’s sins in the shower while being photographed? = PRICELESS

8:00



“So…you need to be the cream in my coffee.  And then…if you’re nice to me, I’ll be the salt in your stew.”

“So…you need to be the cream in my coffee.  And then…if you’re nice to me, I’ll be the salt in your stew.”

Sunday
3/7/10



Hope your Gay Super Bowl (a.k.a.: The Oscars) is full of Precious Rainbows, Crazy Hearts, and Avatar Sunshine!
Love, hugs, and kisses,
Your friends at HomoShame

Hope your Gay Super Bowl (a.k.a.: The Oscars) is full of Precious Rainbows, Crazy Hearts, and Avatar Sunshine!

Love, hugs, and kisses,

Your friends at HomoShame

8:00



“You inflate me, so now…it’s time to fellate me!”

“You inflate me, so now…it’s time to fellate me!”

Saturday
3/6/10



“You want to know why Barbie dumped Ken?  Because she caught him getting a rub and tug from me.  I mean the bitch don’t know how to satisfy her man, so he went and skipper-ed on over to me.”

“You want to know why Barbie dumped Ken?  Because she caught him getting a rub and tug from me.  I mean the bitch don’t know how to satisfy her man, so he went and skipper-ed on over to me.”

8:00



This guy looks more like a wide receiver than a tight end.  Especially from behind.
So…I’m gonna need my dollar back.

This guy looks more like a wide receiver than a tight end.  Especially from behind.

So…I’m gonna need my dollar back.

Friday
3/5/10



“My coin slot gives you way more than change for your dollar.”

“My coin slot gives you way more than change for your dollar.”

8:00



“He looked much better online.”

“He looked much better online.”

Thursday
3/4/10



“Abercrombie this BITCH!”

“Abercrombie this BITCH!”

8:00



“If you play your cards right, I can turn into a shooting star.”

“If you play your cards right, I can turn into a shooting star.”

Wednesday
3/3/10



Friends don’t let friends drink and drag.

Friends don’t let friends drink and drag.

8:00



“Darling it’s better…down where it’s wetter.”

“Darling it’s better…down where it’s wetter.”

Tuesday
3/2/10



“I’m the type of boyfriend that never gets into fights.  I don’t think that one person is always wrong and the other person is always right.  I guess you could say that I’m flexible.”

“I’m the type of boyfriend that never gets into fights.  I don’t think that one person is always wrong and the other person is always right.  I guess you could say that I’m flexible.”

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