No vases were harmed in the taking of this photo.

“Some might say that I should have known about Trevor’s predilections after he told me that he was into ‘bears,’ but I thought he was just talking about large hairy homos.”

FIle Under: things that are less hilarious than that time when the straight girl pretended to “f*ck” that gay boy

Male nipples are funny.  Pictures of straight girls pretending to lick gay boy nipples is the poison of funny.

“MOOOOOOOOOOOM!  Tracy won’t give me back my Lash Blast mascara brush!”

“Tuesdays are the NEW casual fridays.”

For some “strange” reason, Kesha’s dad knew that his daughter would remain a virgin on prom night.

“Tastes like…protein!”

Friends don’t let friend snort glitter and then parade around town looking like a shirtless Cleopatra/Male Lady Gaga Hybrid.

A Match Made in HomoShame Heaven

Brought to you by the gayest (non-Philly) FAN-ATICS you will ever meet.

“The Department of Agriculture & Rural Affairs are either too lazy or too dumb to hide the fact that they don’t care for us gays!”

(Thanks to CM!)

“They say: ‘No Shoes…No Shirt…No Service,’ but I say: ‘Shoes…No Shirt…No Problem.’”

“Who wants to pick my lock?”

“Forget pink, Sideburns are the NEW terrible.”

File Under: THINGS THAT ARE NEVER HILARIOUS

When straight girls pretend to “f*ck” gay boys at parties.

It’s like trying to play Monopoly with a rubberband and a deck of Uno cards.  The parts simply weren’t made to be mixed together…and the end result is painfully pointless.

Gayest. Eye Infection. Ever.