“Oh, you wanted an American FLAG?  Oops!  My mistake!  Clearly I misheard what you said, because I thought the ‘L’ was silent.”

“Who wants to be the Solange to my Beyonce?”

“You say that your ‘hips don’t lie,’ but…maybe…they should.”

“It wasn’t green when I stuck it in there…should I be worried?”

The new SWV (a.k.a.: Sisters Without Vaginas) are ready to make you weak by taking you downtown.  

“Even Lady Gaga can’t read my poultry face.”

“Jose, can you see my dawn’s early light?”

“We’re the new SWV — Sisters Without Vaginas.”

“Of course, I’d rather be blowing your tromBONE.”

“I knew I shouldn’t have taken the pills that I found in the lost and found drawer at the free clinic, but I was curious…so here I am.”

You know you’ve given yourself HomoShame when…

…you take one look at this gay porn parody DVD front cover and say “How could they not make a DICKens pun??? Clearly, they need to right this wrong by making a sequel: ‘Oliver Twink 2: Dicken Around.’”

(Source)

“Wonder Twin powers, activate!  Form of…a HOMOSEXUAL!”

“When you shoot, I score.”

“Don’t you just LOVE the new Homo Depot?”

“Grandma told me that I don’t have the chest to pull off her itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini, so I decided to wear her one-piece.”

(Thanks B!)