“If you can fit one or more boxes of Cheez-Its between you and your partner…you are doing it all wrong.”
“People tell me that I’m ‘too fast and too FURious.’”
Proof positive that gays LOVE cock.
Some photos are just right…and others (like this one) are just THONG.
Meet Lady Gay Gay 2: Electric Homo-loo
“Dennis…a great place to cum visit.”
“Some golden showers are more fashionable than others.”
“Who wants to play ‘lick & stick’ with my candy cane?”
“Save a horse…and ride a cowboy…like a VIRGIN.”
“This gay pirate just LOVES swabbing the poop deck.”
“My boyfriend refuses to ‘spoon’ with me, so I have had to figure out a way to do it on my own.”
“Ass splinters are the NEW sexy.”
“I love cock cakes…especially when they’re uncut.”
“If Pink is the NEW terrible, than smoking is the NEW pink.”
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