“Flowers are fierce, but I am fiercer.”

You know you’ve given yourself HomoShame when…

…you keep on having to correct everyone who tries to guess your costume on Halloween with the line: “We’re not fire and ice. We’re actually a Katy Perry song. He’s hot and I’m cold.”

Clean Gene and Messy Jessie were living proof that opposites do indeed attract.

“I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that I love to smoke pole.”

Question: “Why are vampires so gay?”

Answer: “Because they love to SUCK.  Duh!”

“My best friend Leslie says that I’m ‘just being Miley,’ BUT my mother thinks I’m ‘just being a damn fool.’”

“Nothing classes up a good ‘look at me I’m a homosexual pretending to lick vagina’ photo like a pair of elegant white Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses!”

“I bet you’d never guess that I’m totally on TEAM JACOB.  We’re even Facebook friends and Twitter buddies!”

“You look like a gurl that wears Abercombie and Bitch!”

“If you think this is sexy, just wait until you see where I hid the dust pan.”

“Now this…this is a TOP hat.”

I always wondered what spotted dick looked like.  Now, I know.

“Charlie’s Angels aren’t nearly as fabulous as Charlie’s Gay-ngels!”

The TRON guy’s gay half-brother finally figures out a way to outshine his older sibling.

“Here’s my big style tip for Britney Spears…if you put a pink flamingo in it, no one will notice that you are actually having a bad hair day.”

(Thanks to T!)