HomoShame’s Style Tip of the Day

THE DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY RULE — Double the rainbow-wear, doesn’t double the pleasure…or double the fun.

C-3PO’s boyfriend is so trashy that he doesn’t wipe after a BJ.

“Of course there are gay leprechauns…we hang out at the rainbow’s END!  Like duh!”

HoMowgli requests to see your bare necessities.

Some people just don’t know how to hold their nightstick.

“I always wanted to be one of Sleeping Beauty’s fairies…and now I AM!”

“I worshipped at the feet of GaGa and all I got in return was this lousy lip tattoo.”

“This is the downside to being an actual pillow biter.”

“Who wants to play TenASS?”

This photograph will forever memorialize the night that Princess Angel Wings found himself a husband.

The United Colors of Terrible.

Moments after this photo was taken, the older gentleman seated behind the flamboyant hula hooper turned to his ‘traveling companion’ and said “I’d HULA his HOOP if you catch my drift.”

The ‘traveling companion’ then casually looked over at the pair of familiar yellow underpants and replied, “Sure.  Go ahead…I already have.”

“I’m itchy!”

“I hate MOndays!”

Contrary to what you may have heard…warning signs are never sexy.