Friday
8/14/09
HOMO IN THE HAT: “Hey there. I saw you standing here by yourself, so I thought that I just had to come over and STRIKE up a conversation.”
OTHER HOMO: “Excuse me?”
HOMO IN THE HAT: “I saw you standing here by yourself, so I thought that I just had to come over and STRIKE up a conversation.”
OTHER HOMO: “That’s what I thought you said.”
HOMO IN THE HAT: “So…uh…what’s going on?”
OTHER HOMO: “You know what? I’m sorry dude, but I really have to SPLIT.”
(Blogger’s Note: What you just read may be the worst post ever published in the history of the internet. I have no excuse for this, other than to remind everyone that it is Friday afternoon and I’m really very tired, so SPARE me any lectures on why these terrible puns aren’t up to HomoShame’s very high standards.)
