Friday
8/21/09



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Apparently the footwear seen in the above picture are a pair of “mukluks” (or mukluks). They are “wool booties with a leather sole” that were brought to us white folks by a group of enterprising Arctic aboriginals.  In modern times, these woolen variations on mucklucks have become popular amongst ballet dancers, worn in the place of leg/foot warmers. But here’s the thing, the word “muckluck” just sounds pornographic.  It’s just sitting there…waiting for someone to make it happen.  It could be used as a verb in sentence describing the musty going-ons of some darkened backroom or alley. Confused?  I’ll use it in a sentence:  Tom ended his relationship with Ryan, after he found his soon-to-be-ex mucklucking a 17 year-old albino and a polar bear in the bathroom at “Splash.” So join me in my quest to make “mucklucking” happen.  It’ll be totally fetch.

Apparently the footwear seen in the above picture are a pair of “mukluks” (or mukluks). They are “wool booties with a leather sole” that were brought to us white folks by a group of enterprising Arctic aboriginals.  In modern times, these woolen variations on mucklucks have become popular amongst ballet dancers, worn in the place of leg/foot warmers.

But here’s the thing, the word “muckluck” just sounds pornographic.  It’s just sitting there…waiting for someone to make it happen.  It could be used as a verb in sentence describing the musty going-ons of some darkened backroom or alley.

Confused?  I’ll use it in a sentence:  Tom ended his relationship with Ryan, after he found his soon-to-be-ex mucklucking a 17 year-old albino and a polar bear in the bathroom at “Splash.”

So join me in my quest to make “mucklucking” happen.  It’ll be totally fetch.