Sunday
8/23/09



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“Didn’t You Eat My A** Once?” Years ago, I dated a guy for all of two seconds that was just terrible.  In every way.  In fact, I would make out with him…just to shut him up. He has gone on to harass a friend of mine online every once in a while.  Recently, he sent an IM to said friend that read: “Didn’t you eat my ass once?”  There was no lead in to that sentence.  It was the first message he sent to my friend that day. As it turns out, my friend had not eaten his ass.  And neither did I. I have tried to forget about the terrible guy and this terrible story, but it all came rushing back to me as soon as I saw the above picture.  It’s just begging to be captioned with “Didn’t You Eat My Ass Once?” So I did.

“Didn’t You Eat My A** Once?”

Years ago, I dated a guy for all of two seconds that was just terrible.  In every way.  In fact, I would make out with him…just to shut him up.

He has gone on to harass a friend of mine online every once in a while.  Recently, he sent an IM to said friend that read: “Didn’t you eat my ass once?”  There was no lead in to that sentence.  It was the first message he sent to my friend that day.

As it turns out, my friend had not eaten his ass.  And neither did I.

I have tried to forget about the terrible guy and this terrible story, but it all came rushing back to me as soon as I saw the above picture.  It’s just begging to be captioned with “Didn’t You Eat My Ass Once?” So I did.