What made these homos so happy?

A new car? Hardly.

A new Louis Vuitton murse? Don’t be so 2008!

A refrigerator’s with a built-in recipe computer? Totally awesome, but no.

Give up?

It’s Mariah.

That’s right.

Mariah “Rainbow/Charmbracelet/Glitter” Carey.

Click here to see the video of these dudes in action.  Believe me when I say that it’s well worth the click.

BLOGGER’S NOTE:

I would love to sit here in judgment and say that I never had a gay freak out like the one you see above, but here’s the thing…about two weeks ago, my boyfriend made me TiVo the Chabad telethon.

All was perfectly pleasant, until Leslie Grossman (aka: Mary Cherry from the cult tv hit “Popular”) appeared.  This blonde enchantress started talking about how most people take the Chabad Telethon for granted and how they rely too much on their bubbies/zadies.

It was at that moment that I shrieked.  I shrieked so loudly that my next door neighbor’s dog started barking (I think he thought a twelve year old girl was in grave danger).

Then, moments later, Leslie began chatting with Mayim Bialik (aka: Blossom from “Blossom), who was working the phone bank.  More shrieking.  More barking.

I was horrified by my exuberant outburst over something so minuscule.  I thought this will be the moment when my boyfriend realizes that he’s made a grave mistake, but instead he just grinned and said, “See?  Aren’t you glad I forced you to record this instead of Mad Men?”

I’m not saying that you can’t enjoy this freak out video over and over again (I know I did).  And I’m not even saying that you can’t experience an overwhelming feeling of HomoShame when you watch said video (I know I did).  I think what my boyfriend already knows and what I need to remember is that everyone has their Mariah Carey moment.  Everyone.

(Video via The Soup)