JR: This very nice HomoShame reader named Alex sent me this picture.

JEFF: Holy crap.  Amazing.

JR: He thought it was something we “might like.”

JEFF: They’re right. Obviously.

JR: Zac Efron is going to thread his “needle.”

JEFF: He wants Zac to be the needle in HIS haystack?

JR: He’s SEW into Zac.

JEFF: jahhahah. DARN. That’s bad…ahem.

JR: Unhuh. Sure.  Are you feeling ok?

JEFF: Yeah.  Why?

JR: Because I know you get altitude sickness.  Especially on your HIGH horse.

JEFF: Was that a High School Musical reference?

JR: No. I just want you to getcha head in the game.  After all, we’re all in this together.

JEFF: Maybe we should just stick to the status quo.

JR: No No No No.

(Long pause)

JEFF: I’m out. Breaking free, if you will.

JR: Are you breaking free?  Crap.  You beat me to it.

JEFF: HA

JR: The fact that we were able to go as long as we did is just the worst.

JEFF: Yeah. Now I’ve got HomoShame.  And that guy seems a lot straighter.

JR: I have faith that you’ll bop back to the top.

JEFF: But as the saying goes: Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (Bonus Track).

JR: Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (Bonus Track) indeed.