Wednesday
12/23/09



“I’ve found that the best way to attract a man is to cycle around your living room while wearing nothing but a pair of black underpants with the name of your favorite ‘Flavor of Love’ contestant emblazoned across the ass.”
“Really?”
“OK maybe it does the opposite. but…on the plus side of things…the local Brigitte Nielsen female impersonator can’t get enough of me.”

“I’ve found that the best way to attract a man is to cycle around your living room while wearing nothing but a pair of black underpants with the name of your favorite ‘Flavor of Love’ contestant emblazoned across the ass.”

“Really?”

“OK maybe it does the opposite. but…on the plus side of things…the local Brigitte Nielsen female impersonator can’t get enough of me.”