Saturday
12/26/09



When I was in junior high, my classmates used to do this hilarious “bit” where they would tell you that if your hand was bigger than your face…you had AIDS.  And then, when you would put your hand to your face to make sure that you didn’t own a “House-In-Vermont,” they would hit your hand into your face and it would hurt like hell.
Well…I’ve got a new “bit” for you all…if your dildo is taller than you, you’ve got anal prolapse.

When I was in junior high, my classmates used to do this hilarious “bit” where they would tell you that if your hand was bigger than your face…you had AIDS.  And then, when you would put your hand to your face to make sure that you didn’t own a “House-In-Vermont,” they would hit your hand into your face and it would hurt like hell.

Well…I’ve got a new “bit” for you all…if your dildo is taller than you, you’ve got anal prolapse.