Monday
12/28/09



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So I have this friend.  Let’s call him “Jeff.”  Jeff thinks that Zak Effron is a “baby eater.”  Yes, a “baby eater.”  He believes that Zak feasts on the flesh on newborns in order to maintain that youthful glow. So by that very same (and very logical) reasoning, the guy in the picture seen above is a “baby eater” eater. And that’s something that confuses/titillates/shames me.  All at the same time.

So I have this friend.  Let’s call him “Jeff.”  Jeff thinks that Zak Effron is a “baby eater.”  Yes, a “baby eater.”  He believes that Zak feasts on the flesh on newborns in order to maintain that youthful glow.

So by that very same (and very logical) reasoning, the guy in the picture seen above is a “baby eater” eater.

And that’s something that confuses/titillates/shames me.  All at the same time.