You’re Gay and Outrageous. And we’re not. Most of the time. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9466826-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @homoshame)http://homoshame.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz06dzrQWj1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No seriously…for realz…who wants to be the wind beneath my wings?”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/437419028http://homoshame.com/post/437419028Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyc37gStK1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My grandmother always said, “If you have to tell people what to think…it isn’t true.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/437011902http://homoshame.com/post/437011902Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kye500wuSG1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suspenders? = <i>6 dollars</i></p> <p>Waterproof lipstick & mascara? = <i>10 dollars</i></p> <p>Washing away last night’s sins in the shower while being photographed? = <i>PRICELESS</i></p>http://homoshame.com/post/435237928http://homoshame.com/post/435237928Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyd9kkhqa1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“So…you need to be the cream in my coffee.  And then…if you’re nice to me, I’ll be the salt in your stew.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/434833675http://homoshame.com/post/434833675Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuy0cfBjlg1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hope your Gay Super Bowl (a.k.a.: The Oscars) is full of Precious Rainbows, Crazy Hearts, and Avatar Sunshine!</p> <p><i>Love, hugs, and kisses,</i></p> <p><i>Your friends at HomoShame</i></p>http://homoshame.com/post/433050925http://homoshame.com/post/433050925Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:04:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywhpiMYhf1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You inflate me, so now…it’s time to fellate me!”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/432545449http://homoshame.com/post/432545449Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyvh5qC8X41qzgxr5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You want to know why Barbie dumped Ken?  Because she caught him getting a rub and tug from me.  I mean the bitch don’t know how to satisfy her man, so he went and skipper-ed on over to me.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/430857100http://homoshame.com/post/430857100Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyuq1mwHCY1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy looks more like a wide receiver than a tight end.  Especially from behind.</p> <p>So…I’m gonna need my dollar back.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/430400967http://homoshame.com/post/430400967Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyp4o5SxJr1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“My coin slot gives you way more than change for your dollar.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/428826601http://homoshame.com/post/428826601Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyruvcjooI1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“He looked much better online.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/428448455http://homoshame.com/post/428448455Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw4h89s10G1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Abercrombie this BITCH!”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/426785617http://homoshame.com/post/426785617Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyr14dg7WU1qzgxr5o1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“If you play your cards right, I can turn into a shooting star.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/426400929http://homoshame.com/post/426400929Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kypz0s3xgn1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Friends don’t let friends drink and drag.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/424720532http://homoshame.com/post/424720532Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyp5xaB7qn1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Darling it’s better…down where it’s wetter.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/424325077http://homoshame.com/post/424325077Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyo869tgfB1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m the type of boyfriend that never gets into fights.  I don’t think that one person is always wrong and the other person is always right.  I guess you could say that I’m <i>flexible</i>.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/422597323http://homoshame.com/post/422597323Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kweredNLIO1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Every part of me looks better under a black-light.  Every. Part.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/422203261http://homoshame.com/post/422203261Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymetbHvtm1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I don’t know how good you are, darlin’, and I don’t know what it is you’re good at, but if you’re wearing a red mesh shrug and using a cane as a prop, it’s not dancing, I know that much.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/420443933http://homoshame.com/post/420443933Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyl13hljas1qzgxr5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m one officer who is always PACKING.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/420034864http://homoshame.com/post/420034864Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjncbxQNb1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No.  I do not want to sip on your Big Gulp.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/418254491http://homoshame.com/post/418254491Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:00:00 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjkjvbdIq1qzgxr5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Nothing says ‘I’m horny’ quite like sticking a pan-flute on your ass.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/417732451http://homoshame.com/post/417732451Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:00:00 -0800