You’re Gay and Outrageous. And we’re not. Most of the time. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9466826-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @homoshame)http://homoshame.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bt8vLtUv1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No vases were harmed in the taking of this photo.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/876402639http://homoshame.com/post/876402639Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6b80lzyTh1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Some might say that I should have known about Trevor’s predilections after he told me that he was into ‘bears,’ but I thought he was just talking about large hairy homos.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/875442520http://homoshame.com/post/875442520Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69duwhJhv1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>FIle Under: things that are less hilarious than that time when <a href="http://homoshame.com/post/849835748/file-under-things-that-are-never-hilarious-when" target="_blank">the straight girl pretended to “f*ck” that gay boy</a></strong></p> <p>Male nipples are funny.  Pictures of straight girls pretending to lick gay boy nipples is the poison of funny.</p> <p><em><br/></em></p>http://homoshame.com/post/871949326http://homoshame.com/post/871949326Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69cs3aBeM1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“MOOOOOOOOOOOM!  Tracy won’t give me back my Lash Blast mascara brush!”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/870981020http://homoshame.com/post/870981020Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l67dccc9RN1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Tuesdays are the NEW casual fridays.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/867286978http://homoshame.com/post/867286978Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l67dj3IYXf1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For some “strange” reason, Kesha’s dad knew that his daughter would remain a virgin on prom night.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/866290752http://homoshame.com/post/866290752Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6697ri5KQ1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Tastes like…protein!”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/862576502http://homoshame.com/post/862576502Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l605ei55c31qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Friends don’t let friend snort glitter and then parade around town looking like a shirtless Cleopatra/Male Lady Gaga Hybrid.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/861599634http://homoshame.com/post/861599634Mon, 26 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l63maaWj4d1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>A Match Made in HomoShame Heaven</strong></p> <p><em>Brought to you by the gayest (non-Philly) FAN-ATICS you will ever meet.</em></p>http://homoshame.com/post/858000060http://homoshame.com/post/858000060Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l648xinq7u1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“The Department of Agriculture & Rural Affairs are either too lazy or too dumb to hide the fact that they don’t care for us gays!”</p> <p><em>(Thanks to CM!)</em></p>http://homoshame.com/post/857102757http://homoshame.com/post/857102757Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5w9ad4cQA1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“They say: ‘No Shoes…No Shirt…No Service,’ but I say: ‘Shoes…No Shirt…No Problem.’”</em></p>http://homoshame.com/post/854738289http://homoshame.com/post/854738289Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:18:52 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4aivfAS7G1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Who wants to pick my lock?”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/853496894http://homoshame.com/post/853496894Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cjhemaAM1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Forget <a href="http://homoshame.com/post/133194852/pink-is-the-new-terrible" target="_blank">pink</a>, Sideburns are the NEW terrible.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/850777040http://homoshame.com/post/850777040Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l604whIt871qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>File Under: THINGS THAT ARE NEVER HILARIOUS</strong></p> <p>When straight girls pretend to “f*ck” gay boys at parties.</p> <p><em>It’s like trying to play Monopoly with a rubberband and a deck of Uno cards.  The parts simply weren’t made to be mixed together…and the end result is painfully pointless.</em></p>http://homoshame.com/post/849835748http://homoshame.com/post/849835748Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5yt165BBa1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gayest. Eye Infection. Ever.</p>http://homoshame.com/post/846345551http://homoshame.com/post/846345551Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5w9a0F8hO1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh, you wanted an American <em>FLAG</em>?  Oops!  My mistake!  Clearly I misheard what you said, because I thought the ‘L’ was silent.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/845384060http://homoshame.com/post/845384060Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rm2lMpun1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Who wants to be the Solange to my Beyonce?”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/841844262http://homoshame.com/post/841844262Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ta1ryIoh1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You say that your ‘hips don’t lie,’ but…maybe…they <em>should</em>.”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/840958289http://homoshame.com/post/840958289Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5spyyef9C1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“It wasn’t green when I stuck it in there…should I be worried?”</p>http://homoshame.com/post/837552307http://homoshame.com/post/837552307Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rx1u6AGz1qzgxr5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The new SWV (a.k.a.: <a href="http://homoshame.com/post/828878793/were-the-new-swv-sisters-without-vaginas" target="_blank">Sisters Without Vaginas</a>) are ready to make you <em>weak</em> by taking you <em>downtown</em>.  </p>http://homoshame.com/post/836631677http://homoshame.com/post/836631677Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0700